Jordan. 21. I like cats, sex, music and nature.

 

vlkodlak:

beben-eleben:

Pretty Girls Making Ugly Faces

the first one is the best
its professionally done the photographer must have been laughing so hard

deucebasket:

whats the deal with old grandmas who get offended by the word penis but have like 11 kids

whitegirlsaintshit:

menthuthuyoupi:

I NEVER ever EVER in my life tell people what they should or shouldn’t do with their money. Because if I didn’t help them MAKE that money, then that shit is none of my fucking business. If you made your own money your own way, do what ever the fuck you want. 

momazhari:

burn-down-the-world:

This was the single funniest thing I have ever seen a president do.

I’M STILL LAUGHING.

I will never not reblog this.

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Let’s all take a moment to remember that Obama actually fucking did this omg